::Added new pics to the Photo Gallery from my NYC visit in May under button 001 at the top.::
There's a friend of mine who is firm believer that there is a correlation between people's behavior and the advent of a full moon. Their theory is just as the moon affects tides, the moon can also affect the fluid in people's brains. Ultimately this is the reason why people act extra-specially dumb during a full moon.
I needed some time away from the college set for awhile and went to the Elephant Bar for a burger and beer. Saddled up the bar for a Santa Barbara burger, err, yea burger with avacado and cheese. Washed that down with a 23 oz. Samuel Adams, while talking shit with the bartender. He had me rolling because he had no shame to his game in expressing his feelings about the wait staff.
It was about 10:45PM and figured what the hell, let's see what State St. is like on a Friday night in the summer because a) I haven't been on State St. at night in over 2 years and b) Suz and I were goign to be heading there next week after my first summer session section was over. It's definitely a lot tamer during the summer than when the school year is on. Some bars have changed names, but are in the same places. I walked up and down State St. and settled on Q's, as that used to be my spot to shake my ass. The SAME head bouncer was at the club and he actually remembered me! We talked it up for a bit, talking about what's changed and what's different over the years.
I ended up dancing with this girl, who looked like she came there with someone else. Nope, I didn't seek out this woman. Tonight was all about getting my groove on, not trying to pick anyone up. She came over and planted herself next to me, and she started ripping people a new one. It was great! If someone came up and danced in front of her, she'd just unceremoniously move them aside. She was talking more shit about people than me! Oh yea, she came with someone who didn't look none too happy to see her talking to me. Which was the KEY point, I was NOT trying to talk to her. She was talking to me. Anyway, she was fun to dance with. And she was tall!!! At least 5'10!! Tall chicks rock!
Here are my observations for the night:
1) Camel toe will never go into style! What's worse is when the go-go dancer is sporting camel toe that's visible from most of the people on the dance floor. NOT HOT!
2) Old guys in Hawaiian shirts trying to dance to Ciara, Nelly, and house music is fun no matter what!
3) Being trim, clean cut, and well dressed does NOT entitle you to game. This girl obviously inviting this guy to the club, and asked him to bring a friend for her girlfriend. The girlfriend was more interesting in texting on her celly, than giving the pretty-boy duo any attention. Awww.
4) Low rise jeans on chicks, can actually get TOO low. This chick's jeans were so low when she walked away we could all see she wasn't wearing any underwear. This could be hot in some situations, but not in a club.
5) The Robot dance move is dead. We had a meeting, unanimously passed the resolution and laid that dance to bed. And trying to pull off some lame ass R.E.M. imitation thing does NOT count.
6) Women, your make up should look like it was spackled with a trowel from Home Depot. I'll tell you why: a) most guys WILL wonder what the hell you are trying to hide with all that make up. b) all that make gets on clothes and shit! This chick looked she took a trowel and caked her make up on. Her whole face was the same color make up.
7) The hills have eyes!!! I'm talking about those ghouls who sit off to the side and who creepily stare into the crowd. They stand their with their drinks, not really dancing and just scanning. This one guy, me and my random dance buddy were trying to figure out if he was straight and who the HELL he was staring at so intently?!