June 5, 2006

Will You SHUT UP?!

I wasn't going to write this entry until I saw Dennis Leary's character on Rescue Me encounter the same thing. Leary's character picks up a chick who is younger than he is. This chick is hot. Smoking. Body from hell. Chemistry is going off. Mating season is definitely about to follow. One small problem: the girl will NOT shut up!!!

Recently I was dating this girl who we will call 'Linda', because well that's her name. Linda was about 25-26, kinda sheltered, kinda ghetto (I don't like prissy or stuck up chicks) and seemed like a lot of fun. At first. Like Leary's situation we hit it off. She had a banging body and the chemistry was undeniable. However the girl could NOT go 10 minutes without being saying SOMETHING. We would be watching TV, she'd turn around and blab out some totally nonsensical unrelated piece of detritus. In the middle of the show!! It would be a nice time out, very scenic and totally chill...she'd fuck it up with some dumbass comment about one of her stupid girlfriends.

Ordinarily I like conversation. I like give and take. Verbal tennis if you will. But this chick wasn't interested in conversation. She just liked the sound of her own voice!!!

Posted by tony at June 5, 2006 2:12 AM