October 2000

10/6/2000

Tonight I went to the Wild Cat with Gloria. The place was jumping! She brought a friend of hers along. This one hot Czech!! She's tall with tight body, and a damn cute face. You can say we hit it off, and we'll leave it at that…. I will say that hung most of weekend after that. This is going to sound oh-so-cheesey, but she has a great mind. She has a warped and twisted sense of humor, not to mention the woman is deep! I wasn't surprised by this, I sensed her depth after the first 10 minutes of conversation…

10/13/2000

Tonight I promised my Czech friend that we would go out and get Italian. Unfortunately, we got together kinda late. So instead I fixed us an Italian dinner. Wanna know what we had? Well, ok! We had chicken parmiganna, on a bed of pasta and garlic bread. And yes the chicken was from scratch…but no I didn't make the pasta, sauce or garlic bread from scratch. I was pressed for time so I couldn't go all out. After that we went for a walk along the pier by Goleta beach to walk off some of those calories…

10/14/2000

Woohaa!! On a whim I called my friend Chelsea. So happened she wasn't doing anything and I damn sure well didn't want to stay home. I suggested we play pool and may be shake our booty. She was down, so like an hour later I picked her up and went down to Q's. On the way a couple of her friends called on her cell, and we met up with them at Q's. Q's is sorta like an upscale club…at least to me. The first floor is the dance floor, bar, and sushi bar (by day). The second floor is filled with booths, a smaller bar, and a balcony over looking dance floor. The third floor is where the pool tables are and they have really nice pool tables. The whole feel of the place is like an East coast posh sorta deal. So we played a couple of games of pool, and then went downstairs to dance when the music started. After that we went to Calypso and met up with more of her friends.

Ooooh baby! At Calypso there was this waitress, that caught my eye…and let me tell you buddy!! She had legs like you wouldn't believe (the kind skirts were made to show off haha), really cool reddish/brownish curly hair, this tight little body, and this angelic face, but when she smiled you could tell there was more there, something mischievous… Well I struck up conversation with her for a bit and I don't know what happened, buuuuuuttttt…she asked me if I would buy her a shot. She said that she would do any shot that I bought her. Like I've said I don't drink (but if other people want to drink, it's all good) and I haven't kept up on the latest shots, but I remembered one shot: The Blowjob. Gee, ya wonder why the name sticks out in my head?? Anyway I bought her the shot and she did it, and it was a helluva thing! I don't know what's in it, but the girl is supposed to pick the glass up using only her mouth. She did an ok job of it, but it was fun to watch. Later I was thinking, how often does she hit guys up for that?? Haha! It's all good though.

We went back to Q's and danced some more, but we had to leave early because Chelsea's back was hurting her. She was so sweet because it was the first time we hung out and she didn't want to leave because of her back. You see she has back condition and I wouldn't have felt right staying there while she was hurting, so I took her home.

Chelsea runs Dansaa.com and she is hella cool. Go to her web site and check it out. Her and I are JUST friends. Men and women can just be friends right? Right? Yes they can be. Chelsea has a huge heart and is good person and I'm not about the muck our friendship up with trying anything. Trust me on this, friends like this are hard to find. She can also dance like you wouldn't believe too. She does this Carmen Electra booty-shaking, that's off the hook. Not to mention when she walks by, most men will stop and stare. Kicking it with her reminds me of hanging out with my friends from St. Thomas. As a result I sometimes get really homesick…

10/15/2000

You will NOT believe who I saw today on my way to Tae Kwon Do class?!? I saw the waitress from last night!! I was walking from the parking lot to Rob Gym and this girl walks by, and I didn't think anything of it. Something told me to turn around, it clicked, it was her! What did it was the hair. She has really nice hair and it stands out in a good way. So I called out to her by name and she was like, "do I know you"? I told her I was the guy who didn't drink, but had bought her a shot. She remembered me then..lol So happens she's a senior at UCSB too and is like a double major AND has a minor. She works at the bar and she does soccer (where the legs come from no doubt!), where she was on her way to just then. We talked for awhile and we were supposed to get together after our respective classes. Unfortunately, our sparring went on for longer than usual and it was a good 45 minutes before I could get back down stairs…dang it!!

10/28/2000

Saturday before Halloween, and everyone is supposed to be getting dressed up and go downtown. Truthfully, I don't feel the whole Halloween thing. It does give me an excuse to observe people in all their wonderful oddness. Chelsea invited me to go downtown with a couple of her friends. I went to pick Chelsea up and whoa baby, was I in for a shock! She was wearing these shorty-short go-go vinyl shorts, this tight low dipping red top, nylons and black boots…can we say DAMN boys and girls?! One of her friends was supposed to bring her horns and tail cause she was going the Devil. Lemme tell you, Chelsea had the body to pull it off.

Think about something…3 incredible beautiful girls. One went as an Angel: short white dress, halo, boa, heels and glitter. I hope I make it to heaven!! The other went as Britney Spears: short plaid skirt, white shirt tied up Daisy Dukes style, two - count 'em TWO bras [damn I love Victoria's Secret] for massive cleavage she said, and knee highs and loafers. Sounds like heaven right? Psyche! First, they were all friends so I wasn't pursuing them. Second, every jerky boy near them thought they were entitled to make some dumb ass comment or cop a feel when he saw fit. In the end I became the designated driver and designated bodyguard.

It was not the best night I've ever had Down Town.